What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 06:41
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
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Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What are some good methods for dealing with other people's loud, crying kids on long flights?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
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{RING} {RING}
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.